Monday, January 02, 2006

Are u qualified?


Well.... if u answered yass to more than 3 question below u're probably qualified as an FBM prospect.

1. Did your Junior/Senior Prom have daycare?
2. Do you have to go outside to get something from the fridge?
3. Have you been married three times and still have the same in-laws?
4. Do you think that loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk?
5. Does your toilet paper have words and numbers on it?
6. Do you think that a woman who is “out of your league” bowls at the Bowlarama on a different night?
7. Do you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at a tattoo parlour?
8. Have you ever been unable to marry your sweetheart because there’s a law against it?
9. Do you think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader?

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